BATS AND SPOTS

Since he was blind as a bat he couldn't tell where he was at, but being a bat he didn't mind that,
He was covered with stripes he couldn't wipe off, but he was a zebra and if he had lots of spots he'd be a Dalmatian or some other combination of mix breed mutation. So a zebra he be.

He was a lion, always roarin' but if he was an eagle he'd rather be soarin'. To a lion, soarin' is borin'. To an eagle, roarin' is foreign. A lion climbs trees, an eagle stirs up a breeze. Both do just as they please.

He was a hippo who took a dippo in dirty water with his daughter like he taught her. If he was an albino rhino would he keep his skin clean by taking a bath in a washing machine?