WIGGLING WIFE

My wife she had a wiggle in her walk when we were wed. And this did impress me as a very special prize. When a woman wiggles to and fro, it has been said, there's more behind the wiggle than is seen by naked eyes.

I wooed this wiggling woman with all those wondrous charms and covered her with kisses and caressed her head to toe. she could not resist me as I held her in my arms. We were wed for worse those many years ago

Her wiggle's turned to waddle. her swish has turned to sway and my hugs and kisses grow fewer with each dawn, but now we have a daughter who grows more like mom each day. She has the wiggle mother knew. Tradition marches on!