TECHNOLOGY THEOLOGY

Why should death be final when vinyl lasts forever? Why must I be forced to sever all connections with those of my affections when they die? Just because the mouth's no longer eating, the heart's no longer beating, the voice is no longer repeating words I love to hear, the kidney and the liver cease to be the giver of life sustaining functions, mortal mechanization need not end communication with those on a permanent vacation,

There should be no compunction to enforce a non-function injunction against communication with bodies six feet under or dumped into the sea or frozen temporarily. Let us all be made finally of vinyl

How can God defend his intention to resign us to another dimension after we are dead? In this age of technology, you'd think theology could convince the Creator top be more than a spectator in the case of our mortality in this 21st century reality, Why not switch from blood and bones to ever lasting vinyl?

Damn the devil. Let science take us to a higher level.