WARNING

If you get aches and pains from cold winter rains that bedevill the bones in your body, if your fluttery heart with a stop and a start sends a message, slow down, or sure God, He will do what gods do with damn fools like you who shun signs and seek partytime pleasures. that guy in the sky will flip off the switch which lets you enjoy earthly treasures. So slow down, you fool, or it's damn sure that you'll join those without everyday bothers. Once life was a toy for you to enjoy. Soon you'll rot in the field of your fathers.