BITS OF DOTS AND MIGHTY BITES

It's itty bits of dots and tiny, mighty bits of bites that cause fat to form beyond the norm and wind up on the hips and thighs and change their shape and size and when all is said and done it's no surprise. Scales don't lie. You're not the Slim Jim guy you used to be.

Once the fat knows where it's at it grows and grows between your navel and your toes, spreading south from cheek to cheek across your mouth. And when that stuff puffs up beneath your chin you know you might as well give in.