Sunday, January 08, 2006

DARWIN WINS

Come along all you sinners, you disbelievers, you believe you believers, you doubters, you want to find-outers, you Intelligent Designers and Creationist insisters, you evolutionist enthusiasts come with me on a spin to Darwinland and maybe you will understand why the chicken came before the egg way back when the world began and there wasn't even a rooster or a hen.

But keep in mind if you find find mistakes in the claims I make. Take them with a gain of salt. It's not my fault. i have never kissed my therapist so I am not a scientist. If that makes no sense I guess what I'm about to spout will make even less.

But let's begin. When the beginning began there was no man, no electric fan or garbage can or anything else that rhymes with "an." There was not a dress, no or yes, or more or less, but there was a mess caused by God who got the blame which was a shame which was odd because there was no word that rhymed with Lord or God or whatever which was odd because nobody ever read Webster's Dictionary or books on prehistoric history.

But I digress, As I said there was a mess and for what it's worth, somebody somewhere named it Earth.

This mess was just a lot of smoke and fire, ice and maybe bugs like roaches and lice and tiny mice but no dinosaurs or carnivores or baseball scores. There was a lot of swirling slop that would be named protozoa long before Noah built his ark or the world turned dark or God destroyed wHat He created and that word led to "creator," then "creation," which rhymes with "constipation," which started all this consternation over whether the Creator got the credit for the creation.

For who knows, many, many millenniums everything was hunky-dorey because everybody believed the story, that the Creator created it all and that led to Creationism which became the wisdom of the times. Then came Darwin from some foreign town who turned everything around who said Evolution did it all and he started a revolution which robbed God of his name and fame. But all the same, even Evolution is a game that proponents and opponents of theory, science and the Bible play. But who cares, anyway? It does appear we all got here and we'll all stay at least temporarily.

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