THE FATHER OF SEX

Sex was God's second invention. Adam was His first. Ever since Adam was created he had a thirst for something he knew he needed. God agreed to fulfill Adam's need.

One night Adam awoke to find a female in his bed. He said to God, "What is this?" God's reply: "Since thou cometh to the Garden of Eden thou be needin. Here lies thy mate to relieve thy frustration. With mine powers of creation, this She is now God's gift to thee."

Thus, Adam met Eve, and they tried sex and boy! did they enjoy! God learned sex was sensual, essential, unintentional or consensual, especially performed in ways unconventual this way or that way or anyway, especially on pay day and to make a baby. And with the expanding population, caused by continued copulation, sex became the favorite sport for straights and gays even in those Biblical days.

Alas, God, the source and driving force of intercourse, had no mate or time for matrimony. He was too busy watching Adam and Eve create to participate in the mating game. Ain't it a shame!