HEARTS AND OTHER BODY PARTS

Wanna buy a spunky sperm,
That little wiggly human worm
Guaranteed, I don't mean maybe,
To produce a brand new baby?


Wanna buy a beating heart
Or some other body part?
You'll find what you're looking fo
At the Dollar Donor Store.


Weekly specials, long-term loans
On second hand blood and bones.
We kid you not, we have got
A you-know-what that hits the spot.


Livers, lungs, Einstein's brain
At prices that are quite insane.
Shopping for a pair of eyes?
Any color, shape or size.


Buy from us. We guarantee.
Your money back quite cheerfully.
Just one rule you must abide.
Give living proof you have died.