Tuesday, August 30, 2005

BESSIE'S BIG BOOBS

Bessie was blessed, it's attest,
With the world's largest breast.
The dead boobs refused to lie still on her chest
The mortician tried often
To close up her coffin,
But her bosoms rose up in protest.
So they put her to sleep
In a grave twelve feet deep,
Her buxom bazooms fully exposed.
When the world starts to shake
Is it an earthquake?
No, it's Bessie's boobs, it's supposed.

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