Saturday, August 20, 2005

KNOW WHAT'S WHAT BEFORE YOU SWAT!

When you swat a fly or give it a shot of spray or kill it in some other way, will it cry out in agony, beg for mercy, then go to that place in space where all bugs meet their maker without the aid of an undertaker?

Before you wage your anti-fly war, stop and think that in a wink you may be doing in a sister, brother, dad or mother or some other member of the fly's family.

How can you look at something light as a feather and tell whether it was a groom that zoomed round your room or a blushing bride with some of your egg inside its belly enjoying a crumb of your toast and jelly or seeking a snack before flying back to her nest where three hundred newborn flies wait, each hoping to be the first to quench its thirst at the breast of this household pest?

Does the fly you have in your sights have a fear of flying and does it wear tights when it goes swimmin' with wimmen flies in the middle of the night? You never know the fly you meet on your vacation might be the
reincarnation, in some special situation, of one of your relations. It might even become your wife in a future life.

So you had better know what's what before you swat!

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