CREATIVE CONVERSATION

My mate and I went to bed and I said, "Let's make a baby."

She said, "Maybe."

I replied as she opened her legs wide: "If it's a boy we'll name him Abie."

She dissagreed. "Why not just plain Jimmy?"

Then I suggested: "How about Jake?"

"For heaven's sake, let he or she be until one or the other becomes a reality? Let the kid pick its own name."

"I insist. Why wait until the kids exists? While he or she is in your belly, we'll watch the telly and sure as hell someone will say this and we'll say that's what the kid's name is gonna be."

While this discussion was going on I go it on and, oops! I ejaculated. The deed was done. Nine months later we had a son.