THE GIZMO GOD

God created gadgets galore and will dream up a billion more before He closes up the store and calls it quits. But back when there was nothing there, not even air, and nobody and no bodies to use it, why did God choose air as His first creation?

He didn't know what air was for, and what's more, He didn't care. He just saw this empty space some place and figured it would be a waste not to use it. After all, He was the God of Gizmos and Heaven knows, eventually, even unintentionally, potentially there would be a purpose for this surplus oddity commodity.

Then lo and behold out of the blue God knew what to do, create something and someone to use it. But but who or what would choose it? He'd create something that sucks and this was Man. But what's a Man and how can man fulfill the plan to inhale the air here and exhale it there and share it with others who'd dare to sniff this stuff called air not knowing what its effects might be?


Of course this was all speculation. There was no indication or inclination of what might result from this experimentation but they'd have to try. If Man would die they'd know the reason why but it was worth a try.