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A Republican racehorse of note
Ate hay, apples and oats.
But his treat for the day
Was when he put away
A box of Democrat votes.

A billygoat sailing a boat
Once ended up in a moat
Which was shark infested,
But as he was digested
He wrote his last word: "Unquote."

A blogger sending a post
Burned the breakfast toast.
He didn't give a damn,
Just added some jam
And served the toast to his host.