Wednesday, June 29, 2005

SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH

I went to the funeral of the inventor of the urinal, a man of unerring aim who rose to fame and great acclaim and made a splash seldom seen on the scene among visitors to the local latrine. He was really a standup guy who helped keep the men's room dry. To honor the man who aimed so high, pee on his grave as you go by.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very funny. I like the play on words, using words that sound the same but are spelled differently and have different meanings: seen and scene. Good stuff.

9:35 AM  
Blogger Greta said...

I like to play with words too like you do...but I guess I´m better at it in my own language, Icelandic, not as good though as so many of my countrymen that can immediately answer back a simple question with a rhyme.

You know, this peeing matter is something that can become a really big issue in the old peoples homes...a man´s right to pee standing straight...even though absoulutely NOTHING hits the latrine and EVERYTHING the floor...

8:43 PM  

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