BUGS OF WAR AND PEACE
Dogs and cats, mice and rats, birds and bees flies and fleas, ants that invade pants and eat plants, termites that bite and snack on homes, cooties that rush to brushes and combs, slugs and bugs of every type, would you believe, they learned to read and write.
They sent their kids to school at no expense to study historic events, psychology, biology and sociology, science and theory so they could earn their PHDs while riding in the hair and on the clothes students wore to public schools and places of higher learning.
Of course, what they learned and the degrees they earned were not official, but the knowledge they consumed from colleges would help them in their goal to take control of the universe. Along the way they even developed sophistication and the finer arts of education.
Convocations were held among the plants and trees on campuses of universities to refine strategies to set up a new society to replace humanity as the sanity of the land.
Professorial pigs and wise old owls led the discussions among members of the National Association of Education of Creation in every nation, the Americas, Poles, Russians, Prussians, Occidentals, Orientals, Africans, Afghanistans, Lithuanians, Iraqis and Iranians, delegates from afar whose humans were engaged in war.
Just as they were near agreement in their intent to save the universe from worse than war, an international fumigation organization learned about the meetings and greeted them with lethal sprays. The carnage was complete. It was total defeat, mass insecticide. Million died. Millions fled in fear. Some remained, unrestrained.
"We die of brevity longevity," vowed one. "Our day is done. But our sisters and brothers will carry on the fight. Bugs of the world unite!"
They sent their kids to school at no expense to study historic events, psychology, biology and sociology, science and theory so they could earn their PHDs while riding in the hair and on the clothes students wore to public schools and places of higher learning.
Of course, what they learned and the degrees they earned were not official, but the knowledge they consumed from colleges would help them in their goal to take control of the universe. Along the way they even developed sophistication and the finer arts of education.
Convocations were held among the plants and trees on campuses of universities to refine strategies to set up a new society to replace humanity as the sanity of the land.
Professorial pigs and wise old owls led the discussions among members of the National Association of Education of Creation in every nation, the Americas, Poles, Russians, Prussians, Occidentals, Orientals, Africans, Afghanistans, Lithuanians, Iraqis and Iranians, delegates from afar whose humans were engaged in war.
Just as they were near agreement in their intent to save the universe from worse than war, an international fumigation organization learned about the meetings and greeted them with lethal sprays. The carnage was complete. It was total defeat, mass insecticide. Million died. Millions fled in fear. Some remained, unrestrained.
"We die of brevity longevity," vowed one. "Our day is done. But our sisters and brothers will carry on the fight. Bugs of the world unite!"
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