ABOUT BREEDING AND BIRTH
Once upon a sexier time intercourse was the only source of all creation. Without it there would have been no population. It took a sperm plus a lot of hot to trot ovaries highly prized waiting to be fertilized.
All that said, the procedure could proceed in bed or the seed could be planted during a romantic rendezvous by two on a beach or in a chair or almost anywhere the pair decides will do.
It's been known to happen in a sports car or an SUV or anyplace where parking's free or the meter's filled to capacity. With some, it may take more time. If you're on a vacation premature ejaculation may heighten your expectation allow more time for post position penetration.
That's the way it was back then but this is Now and things somehow are not the same. Ain't it a shame! Today there's no need for an assignation to achieve impregnation. A well chosen frozen sperm, source unknown, has been shown to be a good, astute substitute for that go-go romeo. And if it's the lady's wish, a quick mix in a petri dish may grant a gal her fondest wish. So what's next? She can even choose the sex.
There are pills to turn the couple on or off the reproduction production plan. Pills to stimulate the drive and make the sex act come alive. Pills that work almost instantly, pills that take more time but last extensively if expensively.
So do it the passionate old fashioned way or go for modern science in defiance of what nature had in mind. You'll find the end result's the same. Once born, the baby has your name. Lass or lad, you'll be the mother and the dad. And if it doesn't look like you? If, if, if! What's the dif?
All that said, the procedure could proceed in bed or the seed could be planted during a romantic rendezvous by two on a beach or in a chair or almost anywhere the pair decides will do.
It's been known to happen in a sports car or an SUV or anyplace where parking's free or the meter's filled to capacity. With some, it may take more time. If you're on a vacation premature ejaculation may heighten your expectation allow more time for post position penetration.
That's the way it was back then but this is Now and things somehow are not the same. Ain't it a shame! Today there's no need for an assignation to achieve impregnation. A well chosen frozen sperm, source unknown, has been shown to be a good, astute substitute for that go-go romeo. And if it's the lady's wish, a quick mix in a petri dish may grant a gal her fondest wish. So what's next? She can even choose the sex.
There are pills to turn the couple on or off the reproduction production plan. Pills to stimulate the drive and make the sex act come alive. Pills that work almost instantly, pills that take more time but last extensively if expensively.
So do it the passionate old fashioned way or go for modern science in defiance of what nature had in mind. You'll find the end result's the same. Once born, the baby has your name. Lass or lad, you'll be the mother and the dad. And if it doesn't look like you? If, if, if! What's the dif?
posted by Ed Weiland at 11:48 AM
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