ON THE TAKE

No matter how much politicians make, they're on the take. There's the Congressional cafeterias and restaurants where they eat for a fraction of what they'd pay in high class D.C. eateries. Congressional barbershops with cut-rate prices. Stretch limos, chauffeur-driven cars, penny-ante perks for lawmaker lawbreakers. All the freebies give me the heebie-jeebies!