CONVERSATION ABOUT GOD

"I have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord."

"How? The Lord came a long time ago. He didn't like what he saw and so He left."

But He returned incognito, of course. I recognized him in spite of his disguise."

"Disguise? What did He look like?"

"Once I saw Him disguised as a a forest fire. He was burning down trees in the North Pole."

"That means He's a selective god. He couldn't be a forest fire in the cold North Pole where there are no trees."

"Sure. He could be a forest fire in the Sahara Desert if He wanted to. Or He could be anything He desired. Remember, years ago, those baby white seals, they had beautiful fur rich women wanted for high style coats,"

"You mean those creatures were slaughtered by God?"

"No, He wasn't the killers, He was the creatures, He let the killers bash out His brains so He could punish them for their cruelty. He kept changing Himself from one seal to another and each time He got a new set of brains for the ones the killers had destroyed."

"He's a pretty brainy God, isn't He?"

"Yes. And powerful. All He has to do is wink His left eye to become this or that. If He winks His right eye, He becomes that or this. If He blinks both eyes together He's in a dozen places at once being a cat and a dog, a leaf and a log, even both Adam and Eve, and a snake and an apple, I do believe."

"But that event is not in the Bible."

"No. but He'll add it to the revised edition."