HOW EXPLAIN DUBYA'S BRAIN
What kind of mind do Dubya dot? How do it dot dat way? It's wound up like a tin toy top dat plops and pops and starts and stops and slips and slops and has no plans but plenty plots and rots like pots of soup left to cool in a chicken coop.
How explain his insane brain? It stinks like a dumpster's unwashed smell, it's as drippy as a dried up well left a spell, abandoned by the farmer in the dell in the depths of the devil's hell. It's as uninspired as a treadless tire that's going flat because a rusty nail punctured the fresh air that maybe once was in there.
Was his thinker a stinker when he was born, worn out by worms and germs and tired sperms that squirmed around and jumped up and down in his spattered and splattered it-doesn't-matter gray graymatter? Why does he mutter and stutter and splutter and misconscrew every word that Webster knew when he wrote the wordy dictionary? Ain't it scary?
To think this missing link who drinks booze oozing from a dirty kitchen sink has put us on the brink of an holocaustic, hipacraustic Armageddon disaster faster than he could say "oops" when he stoops to send more troops he knows will never come back from Iraq, Iran or Pakistan or any hell hole who ran and stole and has turned the whole shebang into a den for thieves for gangs of no common sense incompetents!
This blinking, winking unthinking gink may be smarter than we think. While what he does may make no sense, it does pay
off in dollars and cents to the oily, slimy "you can buy me, honey, if you've got a mint of money and more to come, 'cause I ain't as dumb as some say I am. I'm just part nitwit and a bit of you know what slops around in your gut."
Well that's all I want to say except this fall his smarty party, hopefully. will be blown away and come zero eight this deadhead head of state will realize how much we hate Big B and Cheney and all the zany brainless guys he'll guide over a cliff if..if..if the billygoat voters take note of what I wrote and get rid if that stiff. If they realize he's a clown and cut him down to size and the new guy's no booby-prize there's still one slim chance America can again be the democracy it used to be.
How explain his insane brain? It stinks like a dumpster's unwashed smell, it's as drippy as a dried up well left a spell, abandoned by the farmer in the dell in the depths of the devil's hell. It's as uninspired as a treadless tire that's going flat because a rusty nail punctured the fresh air that maybe once was in there.
Was his thinker a stinker when he was born, worn out by worms and germs and tired sperms that squirmed around and jumped up and down in his spattered and splattered it-doesn't-matter gray graymatter? Why does he mutter and stutter and splutter and misconscrew every word that Webster knew when he wrote the wordy dictionary? Ain't it scary?
To think this missing link who drinks booze oozing from a dirty kitchen sink has put us on the brink of an holocaustic, hipacraustic Armageddon disaster faster than he could say "oops" when he stoops to send more troops he knows will never come back from Iraq, Iran or Pakistan or any hell hole who ran and stole and has turned the whole shebang into a den for thieves for gangs of no common sense incompetents!
This blinking, winking unthinking gink may be smarter than we think. While what he does may make no sense, it does pay
off in dollars and cents to the oily, slimy "you can buy me, honey, if you've got a mint of money and more to come, 'cause I ain't as dumb as some say I am. I'm just part nitwit and a bit of you know what slops around in your gut."
Well that's all I want to say except this fall his smarty party, hopefully. will be blown away and come zero eight this deadhead head of state will realize how much we hate Big B and Cheney and all the zany brainless guys he'll guide over a cliff if..if..if the billygoat voters take note of what I wrote and get rid if that stiff. If they realize he's a clown and cut him down to size and the new guy's no booby-prize there's still one slim chance America can again be the democracy it used to be.
posted by Ed Weiland at 7:14 PM
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