WHEN LOSERS WIN WE LOSE

According to the latest poll, guess who's taking control of the whole damn nation and will lead to damnation of democracy and the Land of the Free. The name of the force changing the course of history is the Conservatives. Why? Because the majority fear surprise attacks from insurgents in Iraq who do not lack the will to kill and destroy the life we enjoy.

Iin spite of proven fact, Conservatives put their faith in the Patriot act and the ability of our militancy to keep the enemy on their foreign shores away from our Wal-Mart stores, our buses, trains and planes and anything that drains our driving, thriving, conniving, surprising rising economy.

The masses aren't quite sure but they believe we're more secure if we give up our liberty and Bill of Rights. Terrorists believe they can break our back with an attack on Big Mac, super-size and pizza pies, backyard grills and diet pills, free refills, cheap thrills, dollar bills and all the fluffs and frills that make us what we are, a land of guzzling cars, Star War stars and corner bars, and candy bars, popcorn porn and scorn for the foreign born, faded jeans, smart-assed teens and the sexiest scenes you ever seen on the silver screen.

All this is what makes America great and it grates on others to admit they ain't got a bit of it.