Thursday, April 28, 2005

JUICES TO SEDUCE

Of all the animals in creation, none have a better reputation for increasing the population of their gestation with a flare for copulation. Does Peter Rabbit ever take time for a vacation? Or is his avocation cohabitation?

God gave all animals the juice to reproduce so they have no excuse if they fail to seduce the female of their species who otherwise stay in the kitchen baking pies to surprise their mate when he gets home late from a date with a horny hare.

The bonnie bunny must submit and permit her counterpart to perform his art and display his private parts to every tart who wants to start a brood and is in the mood.

At Easter time the rabbit's prime attention's not concerned with intervention to prevent that spermy worm from going as far as it can get to target another score.

While lambs have kids and katydids think it cricket to make it in the thicket and hens have chicks and ducks do what ducks do to have ducklings, animals carry on from dusk till dawn to spawn their future fur or feathery families.