VERTIGO HAS GOT TO GO

When your heart goes thump instead of thumpitythumpitythump and you suddenly get a clogging clump in the pump where there should be free sailing a seldom failing technique for those who are too weak and ailing is to stop in their tracks and relaxrelaxrelax and let the air swish in and the spinspinspin will go slowslowslow from head to toe and you can tell the vertigo where to go.

If you have complications with constipation on vacation at a location where a lack of Xlax compounds the situation a surefire solution to this violation of your constitution, known to make the problem pass, is a glass of prune juice. That will soon set you free of this malignancy. If that fails to rid what ails you, bran flakes can help significantly. This nature's medication works when others of noble intent end in gassy flatulent. Flakes can make you make and end the ache in your bummy tummy.

There is yet another idea you might try to resolve this dilemma: an enema All you need is a bucket of water, a rubber hose, a bar of soap and hope. You squirt the liquid in, let it begin to bubble and resolve the trouble. When you can't hold it anymore, relax and let it roar. Don't be in a rush to flush. There'll be more and more and more. When it's over, ah the peace that comes with release! Now check the menu, what's the fare? You'll be hungry enough to eat a bear.