Blog limericks 4, 5 & 6

A blogger of eighty I knew
said, "Have I got a blog for you.
It will addle your brains
And cause aches and pains.
But will it leave you askew? I ask you."

A flyer who hailed from France
One day got ants in his pants.
He was unaware
Of how they got there.
"It's cheaper than fare," said the ants.

I trot a lot, jog through snow and rain.
I never gripe or complain.
But one thing I hate,
I must slow down my gait
When a turtle stops in my lane.