JACKPOT JERKS
You put your money in the slot and if the you're hot you may not win a pot but you might win a lot in the beginning. Think you're winning? Stick around, hypnotized by the sound of falling silver, hoping this device will treat you nice and deliver more of what you came here looking for.
So just let the dough flow. You know you're on a winning track and have the knack that will send you home with a sack of loot so shoot the works, you greedy jerk.
You should have known at the start that the slot machine has no heart, no soul. It's only goal is to. bit by bit; give and take but take more than it gives. until you're done and the fun is gone and the machine has won and there's another sucker to carry on.
You've got to hand it to the one-arm bandit. You'll find, It has a sharp commuter mind. It ain't kind. It doesn't trust in luck to steal your hard-earned bucks. It knows its tricks and how to fix its give and take and make the gambler go home broke, but not quite. It gives him fare to go from here to there and back again to assets his right to spend another night and day losing all his hard-earned pay.
So here's the moral to this tale. The slot will never fail to come out the winner with seasoned player or beginner unless you mark what has been said, "Always quit while you're ahead."
So just let the dough flow. You know you're on a winning track and have the knack that will send you home with a sack of loot so shoot the works, you greedy jerk.
You should have known at the start that the slot machine has no heart, no soul. It's only goal is to. bit by bit; give and take but take more than it gives. until you're done and the fun is gone and the machine has won and there's another sucker to carry on.
You've got to hand it to the one-arm bandit. You'll find, It has a sharp commuter mind. It ain't kind. It doesn't trust in luck to steal your hard-earned bucks. It knows its tricks and how to fix its give and take and make the gambler go home broke, but not quite. It gives him fare to go from here to there and back again to assets his right to spend another night and day losing all his hard-earned pay.
So here's the moral to this tale. The slot will never fail to come out the winner with seasoned player or beginner unless you mark what has been said, "Always quit while you're ahead."
posted by Ed Weiland at 3:32 PM
1 Comments:
I am one of those people who stop while ahead, but I never do much playing and when I do, it is usually the machine with the poker game on it and it has to be a quarter or nickel machine. I always set a limit on the number of dollars I am willing to part with and never go beyond. I enjoyed reading your blog and plan to visit again.
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