MIXED-UP MARRIAGES

Myrtle the Turtle fell in love with Freddie the Frog and they had a daughter named Pollywog. She was half turtle and half frog and fell in love with Jake the Snake. They had a son who was one part each---frog, turtle and snake. Their son fell in a lake and had sex with a pike. They had a freak u unlike all creation and even the parents couldn't tell where the separation began because the pike's father was part salmon and the mother half perch.

The couple decided to wed in a church but the preacher nixed mixed marriages sol they remained unwed. They had a guy who's gay but enjoyed his sex either way. He fell in love with his sports car but they had no kids.

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