BIG BANG

At the instant the comet whopped and stopped prehistoric history in its tracks, Tyrannosaurus Rex was having sex with his ex while munching on a lotus leaf without the slightest belief his world was headed for such grief. His ex was in ecstasy and was not aware their world had been destroyed by an asteroid. Could Rex's sex have that effect?

Just before the shock that rocked the universe, she laid an egg while being laid and wondered amidst all the thunder, what will happen to our orphaned dinosaur? Will it be born all alone? Will its bones turn to stone? Will it be shown in a museum. Will it be a her or him? Oh, forgoodness sake, what difference does it make?