THE DING-DONG SONG

COME ALONG AND SING MY SONG WITH ME, THE DING-DONG LEADER OF THE THRONG, WHO'S ALWAYS RIGHT AND NEVER WRONG.

THE IRAQS ARE MEEK AND WEAK AND WE ARE STRONG, MIGHT IS RIGHT AND WE MIGHT FIGHT UNTIL THE WRONG SEE THE LIGHT AND WHEN THEY DO PEACE WILL BE JUST OUT OF SIGHT AND BLACK IS WHITE AND RED IS GREEN AND YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN;' YET. DEAD WE'LL GET BUT YOU CAN BET WE''LL BE THE WINNER, SO TAKE AN IRAQI OUT TO DINNER AND FEED HIM OR HER A DANDY GLASS OF BRANDY LACED WITH RAT POISONED CANDY SMELLING LIKE OLD ARMY SHOES AND THEN THEY WILL BE SURE TO LOOSE.

IF THE BOOZE DON'T GET 'EM SPREAD THE NEWS THAT WE HAVE WON AND THEY HAVE LOST AT ANY COST BECAUSE GOD AND SADDAM ARE ON OUR SIDE, BELIEVE ME I, LIKE THE OTHER GEORGE, HAVE NEVER LIED.