ALL THE WORK HAS FLOWN AWAY!

As you drink your morning brew and read the news you know what it's telling you, compelling you to do. You've looked around, scrounged around, haven't found a way to earn an honest pay because all the jobs have flown away to foreign shores for that's the way things are today.

Without work there's nothing you can do but steal or rob---isn't that a job of sorts? It makes work for cops and courts. It tips the scales, fills jails
When all fails, all's bereft, there's nothing left but kill or be killed If that must be, do it legally. Join the military. It endorses murder, mayhem. Be one of them. Be a hero. You kill them, they kill you.

The president who sent you there through influence was spared military servitude. That college dude, with grades of C and D stayed safe and on the lam, stayed AOL for quite a spell as lesser went through hell, killed and died in Viet Nam

Take the job. It's steady pay 'til they put you away. Hooray for the U. S. A.!