Friday, August 04, 2006

PETER RABBIT'S HABITS

Of all animals in creation, none have a better reputation for increasing the population with a flare for copulation than Peter Rabbit. Does he ever take time out for a vacation? Or is cohabitation his avocation, occupation and preoccupation?

God gave all animals juice to reproduce so they have no excuse if they fail to seduce the female of their species who otherwise would stay in the kitchen baking pies to surprise their mate when he gets home late from a date with a horny hare, The bonnie bunny must submit and permit her counterpart to perform his art and is in the mood to start a brood.

Lambs have kids, katydids think it cricket to make it in the thicket, hens have chicks and ducks do what ducks do to make more ducks. And animals carry on from dusk till dawn to spawn future furry or feathery families.

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