Sunday, January 17, 2010

NO M0RE BOREDOM IN THE BEDROOM

In a divorce forced by a wife, of course, brought about when she found out her mate was dating a guy on the sly, what should she do?
Cry? Ask why? Lie, Say “So have I.” Imply she is gay when she is not, admit she’s been untrue since they both said “I do.”
Say she is hurt, If he chased another skirt or just liked to flirt, she’d understand.

“But how can you, a male, make out with a man? If that’s what you enjoy, lover boy, screw him, not me. I set you free!”

Her soon-to-be Ex said suddenly: “You know him. And he knows me, and we know why same sex is the platonic tonic homosexuals find to be most effectual. When two relate on a higher plane than copulation, fornication is less of an attraction for two of the same or separate genders to relate above the animistic level.”

“Hold it. there. Professor Second Guesser. Where’d you read that psychological crap?”

“In this,” he said, placed a book in her lap, walked out of their bedroom and shut the door. The title: “NO MORE BOREDOM IN THE BEDOOM.” C0-authored by her soon-to-be ex and Jim, the other man in her life.

1 Comments:

Blogger poonam srivastava said...

"...we know why same sex is the platonic tonic homosexuals find to be most effectual. When two relate on a higher plane than copulation, fornication is less of an attraction for two of the same or separate genders to relate above the animistic level."

i'm not sure what this means though i thoroughly enjoy the sound of it!

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