THINGS THAT DESTROY, ANNOY OR...OY!

Life is filled with hacks and quacks, phony facts, packs of lies, cloudy skies, stabs in backs, heart attacks, strokes, warm Cokes, cracker snacks packed with killing fats, cancer causing calories and prescription remedies, crack and smack and six six packs.

If none of this makes you sick, high carbs might do the trick. Then there's
sugar and salt to fault and what about assault and terror you can't escape?
And sex and rape and being out of shape. How about pollution. revolution and destruction of the Constitution, famine, poisoned salmon. mad cow disease, Chinese food and solitude?

I regret, there's still more yet. Dictatorships, sinking ships, starvation, constipation, soaring prices, vices, dangerous devices. guns and planes and hurricanes, floods, mudslides and suicides, drought and gout and making out with HIV a possibility, the high cost of fuels and just damn fools.

Jivers, connivers and drunk drivers, under achievers and blind believers, burned toasts, overdone roasts, flat tires, dead wires, nasty notes, uncounted votes and leaky boats, melting chocolate bars, smelly cigars and undeclared wars.

And lists like this.