SURE FIRE WAY TO END THE WAR!

Want to end this stupid war real quick? Give 'em a strike they won't like. I say, PICK it to the STRICK, let the stronger sex, lock their box until that dumb Texass ox admits his mistake. It will be a piece of cake if the gals exert the kind of pressure even a dumb bum dummy Dubya can't endure. Let the ladies spread the word to all the hubbies, dads and LORNY HADS it's no-no to their gonads, not a single piece until peace is declared.

In addition, part of their mission must be no more food on the plate, it's the cook's day off until the payoff. Let there be a hunger strike up and down the pike of every street and thoroughfare, fair or not, no hot meals until appeals for peace are met. Let 'em eat the Bush baloney until he ends this phony war.

And finally, boycott the nation's favorite game, don't let the Beeries watch the Series on the boob tube or from the stands until the peace demands are met. That goes the same for every game in every town throughout the land. Let STRIKE THREE resound from blog to blog and shore to shore, no man can score, no gal puts out until there is no doubt the GIs still alive are marching home.

If the gals refuse to release their piece and the guys do their bit to win the PRIZE OF PEACE it may start a trend to end the crime of war for all time.
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HEY, YOU, OUT THERE BLOGGIN'. USE YOUR NOGGIN! SPREAD THE WORD, 'NO PIECE UNTIL WE GET THE PEACE'! REPRINT MY POST ON YOUR BLOG OR LOG ONE OF YOUR OWN. POST ME H0W MANY HITS YOU GET. I'LL BET THIS MIGHT JUST END THE WAR.