ON POST ELECTION DAY
The RepubliCONS, the Texas Dons, the hangerons will soon be gone and in their place, with honesty and integrity and untampered voting machines, on Post Election Day, will see things finally going the other way.
Honest votes will sink some ballot box boats hardly afloat in states that supported the hated turncoats who promoted the execution of the Constitution and would have charged Lady Liberty with prostitution.
Let every state circulate petitions to send the lackey losers on an unaccomplished fishin' mission to perdition, wishin' conditions had not forced them into submission to agree to democratic decisions.
Unlike in days of yore, Al Gore will be minding the store and Vice President Hillary Clinton will be sittin' knittin' as befittin' the former First Lady of the land. And guess who will be SEXretary of State? Why good old Bill, of course.
The rest of the cabinet will let it be known Democrats are prone to be bipartisan and fair and will declare Bush as HOG-catcher snatcher of the Long Gone State.
Honest votes will sink some ballot box boats hardly afloat in states that supported the hated turncoats who promoted the execution of the Constitution and would have charged Lady Liberty with prostitution.
Let every state circulate petitions to send the lackey losers on an unaccomplished fishin' mission to perdition, wishin' conditions had not forced them into submission to agree to democratic decisions.
Unlike in days of yore, Al Gore will be minding the store and Vice President Hillary Clinton will be sittin' knittin' as befittin' the former First Lady of the land. And guess who will be SEXretary of State? Why good old Bill, of course.
The rest of the cabinet will let it be known Democrats are prone to be bipartisan and fair and will declare Bush as HOG-catcher snatcher of the Long Gone State.
posted by Ed Weiland at 9:07 PM
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