ABOUT CONSTIPATION COMPLICATIONS
There's yet another I suggest you try that might resolve this dilemma: an enema; All you need is a bucket of water, a rubber hose, a bar of soap and hope. You squirt liquid in, let it begin to bubble and resolve the trouble. When you can't hold it anymore, relax and let it roar. Don't be in a rush to flush. There'll be more and more and more. When it's over, ah the peace that comes with release!
Now check the menu, what's the fare? You'll be hungry enough to eat a bear. Or a horse, of course.