THE STATE OF THE STATE AND DUBYA'S FATE

Hey, King George, it's a little late for you to care about the state of the state that just can't wait to give you the gate. Instead you should fret about your fate which, as of late, ain't looking so great. And what about the state of your mind which, obviously, you can't find. But never mind, don't look anywhere because you won't find it there.

You'll find that elusive mind or brain or whatever you call it beneath your hair and it ain't going nowhere where intelligence takes up residence. But there's hope for you when you are through doing what you do-do. The job of town clown waits for you in the Texas zoo.

You'll look so cute in your monkey suit, wearing your tarnished King George crown while your world comes tumbling down and the GOP says go pee on the WMD you found hidden behind your floppy ears that hear what you wont hear here. And just remember, the end of your career is growing SNEER.