GOOD DEAL ON THE DOLE
You're on the dole and in control. Your job's secure . You'll endure for four years or more as a partner in the company store. What they pay is chickenfeed, but it opens the door to the place you really want to be, where you can feed your need for gold and greed.
Where can you find all this largesse? Yes! Yes! Yes! I thought you'd guess, As a member of the U, S, Congress! God bless! A job that's heaven sent. Perfect for the incompetent. Ideal for the heel with sex appeal, the phony, full of baloney, denier with pants on fire, the guy (or gal) who will fail, but prevail until they kick out the lout or slap him/her in a luxury country club sort of jail.
Integrity for sale for ex-Democrats and the GOP! This is what we call democracy! Three cheers for hypocrisy.