Friday, February 08, 2008

CLINTON VS. OBAMA: A FIGHT TO THE FINISH PLUS CLEANING UP THE DUBYA BUGS

As the nation heads down the homestretch to the dead-end of the most wretched presidency in America history, I, for one, and billions more like me say to the departing Dubya: Goodbye, Bad Luck, you Dumb-Cluck Schmuck! You stuck it to us, now get back on the one-way bus to TexASS and leave the driving to US!
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Before the new president takes up residence in the former house of Mickey Mouse, a thorough cleansing must be done. There'll be a ton of things to do, Number One: Fumigate the whole damn place. YES, Dubya left a mess, a total disgrace. It must be inundated by bugs of the electronic species, littered by feces ground into the carpet nap the sap chews on now that all hope is gone.

A cursed cursury infection inspection found big eared bugs all around, listening in on dirty trick fixes on past stolen elections, mixed with crummy crumb bum tax break snacks consumed by party hacks celebrating kickbacks to the party coughers who take the crooked cash but never cough it up.

The anti-bughouse brigade checked out the book Bush claims he wrote. Presidential bookworms were eating all his P's and Q's, gulping them down with Dubya booze while he and Laura were on a cruise. It didn't make the Evening News.

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