Saturday, April 07, 2007


When your heart goes thump instead of thumpitythumpitythump and you suddenly get a clogging clump in the pump where there should be free sailing. A seldom failing technique for those who are too weak and ailing is to stop in their tracks and relaxrelxrelax and let the air swish in and the spinspinspin will go slowslowslow from head to toe and you can tell the vertigo where to go.

If you have complications with constipation on vacation at a location where a lax of Xlax compounds the situation a surefire solution to this violation of your constitution, known to make the problem pass, is a glass of juice of prunes. That soon will set you free of this malignancy. If that fails to rid what ails you, bran can help significantly. This nature's medication works when others of noble intent end in gassy flatulent. Flakes can make you make and end the ache in your bummy tummy.

There is yet another I suggest you try that might resolve this dilemma an enema: All you need is a bucket of water, a rubber hose, a bar of soap and hope. Squirt the liquid in, let it begin to bubble and resolve the trouble. When you can't hold it anymore, relax and let it roar. Don't be in a rush to flush. There'll be more and more and more. When it's over, ah the peace that comes with release! Now check the menu, what's the fare? You'll be hungry enoug to eat a bear.


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