A BIT OF A BITE AND A KITTEN GOT BITTEN

Old Mother Hubbard awoke one night as hungry as a bear. She looked in the cupboard and what did she see? The shelves were barely bare. There were some cracker crumbs, a wad of well chewed bubblegum, a bottle of Tums, a red jellybean turning green and two Viagra pills for Jack and Jill to make a scene, ya know what I mean.

Mother H. ached for solid Jewish food and was in the mood for grandma's chicken soup mitt matzoh balls and gefilte fish and blintzes for a midnight nosh but, by gosh, it was all eaten up by a rabbi with a rabid appetite.

Discouraged, she ate a bit of this and a bit of that with a schmear of peanut butter and chicken fat. But when she got back in bed she was bitten by a kosher cat on the place where she sat. And M. H. was starving so she bit the cat back. and both satisfied their appetites and enjoyed their midnight snacks.