BIT OF A BITE, THE BITER GOT BIT

Old Mother Hubbard awoke one night as hungry as a bear. She looked in the cupboard and what did she see? The shelves were barely bare. There were some cracker crumbs, a wad of well chewed bubble gum, a bottle of Tums, a red jellybean turning green and two Viagra pills for Jack and Jill.

Mother H. ached for solid Jewish food and was in the mood for grandma's chicken soup mitt motsah balls and gefilte fish and blintzes for a midnight nosh but, by gosh, it was all eaten up by a rabbi with a rabid appetite.

Discouraged, she ate a bit of this and a bit of that with a schmear of peanut butter and chicken fat. But when she got back in bed she was bitten by a kosher cat on the place where she sat. And M. H. was starving so she bit the cat back. and both satisfied their appetites and enjoyed their midnight nosh.