WHEN A FLOP DROPS HE GOES KERPLOP!

See what a good boy I am. White folks like me because I ain’t worth a damn. Republicans can slam me all they care. They know I’ll do my best to do my worst as long as I am the first to wear clean underwear.

The GOP will abandon me if and/or when I remember who I used to be before I became what and who I am, an intellectual spectacular flop who made it to the top, a member of the “other party,” a guy who wears the winner’s pants, the loser’s coat and may wind up scapegoat on a sinking boat.

And where can you go after you’ve reached the top? You go KERPLOP!