ALL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH''S MIND AND BRAIN

Remember Napoleon Bonaparte who fiddled while Rome burned? He had a dream to rule the world he knew, but it was shattered at a place called Waterloo.

Now there lives a twice selected president with similar dreams to rule the world as he knew it but he blew it. After many failures this prevailer is all but through and soon will meet his Waterloo.

The truth is this: In politics, the rotten are soon forgotten. But not in Dubya's case. Scientists couldn't wait till he was dead to find out what was in his head. George okayed to be x-rayed certain they'd find: A mind superior to Einstein, a brain as brainy as Cheney, .

Instead they found inside his head a monkey mind and a brain dumped by a donkey. All Soaked in pool of booze, served with meatballs and spaghetti. I kid you not. The news was hot. It was all the rage, featured on the funny page. .