HE NEVER KNEW THE JOY OF SEX

When God created the human body he never thought it naughty or bawdy. He wanted to try this gift, He gave each guy to learn what sex was all about. When He created Eve He didn't believe sex could be so complex,

Even later the Great Creator, watching Adam and Eve achieve satisfaction from this exhaustive action, wondered: was it worth the fuss just to make another Us?

But when God saw the world's first lovers hugging and kissing under the covers He suspected sex was something He was missing.

God wanted to give sex a try, but not with Adam, Eve or some sexy Angel he'd conceive. How could He do it with Eve or others He bothered to father? How would it look in the Bible Book if He confessed He'd committed incest? God was vexed, He'd never know the joy of sex.