BLAME IT ALL ON ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL A ND DUBYA , TOO

Wouldn't you know, it's said Dubya has a wooden head and every time he pokes his Poke-a-no nose into where it doesn't belong it grows---SURPRISE----another inch in size.

It's the truth, Dubya can't fit into a telephone booth and has to dial with his nose. It's so long, when he calls his mother or his brother, his dialing tip's in Jersey and his talking lips are in Tennessee. He blames poor reception, without exception, on the distance between his talker and his smeller.

AT&T wants to wait and see.

Dubya says he got a wrong number because area codes differ in distant places, In such cases, should the caller who placed the call be responsible for the fee or should the receiver foot the bill until they can calculate the miles betwixt and between the two?. Meanwhile, border to border, somebody's phone is out of order.

Blame it all on that damn Alexander Grahm Bell!