BIG THREE' ON A BEGGING SPREE, PLAN IN HAND, FEAR' REPO MAN

With hands held out amid fear and doubt. the "Big Three" of the auto industry head for D. C. riding on the passenger side of a compact car all the way from Detroit, USA, to Washington.

Save the auto industry! We'll do anything you say. We can play the OK game. Smaller cars, less HP, let George Bush push with his tush. Use his ass gas instead of bio-mass. Let that slime get us to Detroit on time.

Man oh man, is this the can the customer craves to save a buck? Why not buy a truck with overdrive and drive away for ten plus ten and a spare to spare, plus less hot air?

Let us come back, Barack, with a sack of rebate dough. Just drive slow past the banks we owe. And, if you can, save us from the repo man.